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A musical tribute to today's game:

• The White Sox failed again to sweep, losing the third and final game of the series to the Angels. Now don't be sad, cause two outta three ain't bad.
• The Sox didn't just lose, they got Dolly Partoned today, losing 9 to 5.
• The Halos could touch this, and they hammered John Danks: 6.1 IP, 7 R, 9 H, 3 BB, 3 HR.
• Jhonny "My parents are dyslexic" Nunez" finished up the game in relief and was the only pitcher who did anything positive, notching goose eggs in his 0.2 innings. Yes, Jhonny be good today.
• Ozzie heeded Dewayne Wise's cry to "put me in, coach" and let him pinch hit for center fielder Scottie Pods in the ninth inning; Wise showed he was "ready to play" by homering.
• Detroit won and extended its lead to 2.0 games over the Sox.
• Tomorrow is another day and the perfect time to rock Cleveland.
• Go Sox!